THIS BLOG IS PWNED BY JOHNNY

2006-11-23T22:19:00.000+10:00

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THIS NEW BLOG IS OFFENSIVE.

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Shits scared

2006-11-14T18:45:00.000+10:00

Man, today could be some of the most scariest day i have experienced. Not that i have seen any ghosts or spirits but delivering a speech to my school about me being a "House captain". And of course, how unlucky, I was the first. (btw my house is called "Mansfield"). So I went up, hahaha, I was glad that most of the peers were cheering for me since I was quite well known through out the school. (the only singaporean and the maddest, hahaha)

The speech goes as followed:

Alright guys, I'll keep this sweet and short.

Morning Mansfield, if you do not know me, I am Johnny Teo aka Felix and I am going to be your maddest house captain ever. Leadership qualities. Over my years at Redeemer, I have displayed strong commitment, determination and enthusiastism at everything I do which is why I am applying for house captain. I have competed in competitions during Athletics, Cross Country and helped out at other inter house competitions and events. I also have contributed my time and devotion to school by spending innumerable hours helping out at Redeemer Fair for the past years, served the community and environmental committees through my participation and support and also trying my best representing the college in soccer. So if you vote for me and I become your house captain, Johnny will offer you his protection.

So at the end everyone laughed, claped and cheered for me. I felt a special warmth feeling in my heart. Man, up there, I couldn't breathe. I was like "Holy F U C K" Everyone staring at you... some with heads down sleeping who couldn't give a fuck to whoever gets it. Haha.. So I think me and some guy called Ben Finnimore had the highest votes and still counting. The rest of the day was just talking about "Who did you vote? Did you vote for Johnny? Oh my god, you suck!"

Christian Studies. Zzz.. Mr Glover is the biggest old fat shit idiot who makes CS really depressing. I really could not give a shit whether if i pass or not because its not even important. Better go now, catch ya later.

MoHawk Prince's return $_$

2006-11-03T21:52:00.000+10:00

Sup guys, haven't been blogging for nearly a month. So.... where shall i start.. o.o
k.. I think it starts off at Brad's 20th b'day. Here are some pictures:

FOOD! ;D

Its about time to put some Metallica on.

Mmm, some boost?

Me having fun with Pete's retractable claw. Obviously it's for groping. >:D

The guest are arriving.. On your left it's Rachel, Brad's girlfriend. On the right it's Cory, a good mate of mine and her girlfriend. O_O

After a couple sips of boost, I felt like being a bouncer ^-^ *takes out an inflatable hammer*Brad and Pete's dad, barbequeing some delicious hotdogs.Laughing at photos eh?

Big guy cory.

Brad is in the middle, the black shirt dude. \m/

A simple cake.

Oh god, its on fire!

Watching the footy.

Mother of all BEER O_O *drools* omg omgs omgss ITS LIKE HEAVEN IN THERE!

My MoHawk is back ;)

blog

2006-10-08T23:37:00.000+10:00

blog, you asked me to blog, i did ^^

Sup Alls

2006-09-24T22:23:00.000+10:00

Zzz..

von asked me to do this quiz =x, so i did it and here are the answers:

1. Full name: Johnny Teo.
2. Name backwards: Oet Ynnhoj.
3. Were you named after someone?: I am named after my all the Johnnies.
4. Meaning of name: It sounds like my Chinese name.
5. Nickname: Jommy, JohnnyT.
6. Screen name: johnnyXstar, vonXjohnny.
7. D.O.B: 19th November 1990.
8. Place of birth: East Shore Hospital, Singapore.
9. Nationality: Singaporean.
10. Current location: Auzzie.
11. Star sign: Scorpio.
12. Religion: None.
13. Height: 175 cm.
14. Weight:: 58 kg.
15. Shoe size: Erms.. 9 -10 ?
16. Hair colour: Black.
17. Eye colour: Depends, cool blue contacts, blueish black.
18. Who do you look like: Dunnoe, Nix says I look like someone in Taiwan? LOL...
19. Innie or Outtie: Outtie, sometimes Innie.
20. Leftie or Rightie: Right.
21. Gay, straight, bi or others: Straight.
22. Best friends: k.. where do I start... so many. Peter, Kershaw, Joe, Matt, Lachlan, Niina.
23. Best friend you trust most: Matt.
25. Best friend of opposite sex: Niina.
26. Best buddies: Huh? Isn’t it the same as friends? LOL?
27. Boyfriend or girlfriend: Girlfriend >=
28. Crush: She left school >>”
29. Parents: Dad and Mum.
30. Worst enemy: Maths.
31. Favourite online person: Niina.
32. Favourite online girl: Von.
33. Craziest friend: Peter, he’s mad.
34. Advice friend: Everyone, they treat me like a king.
36. Person you cry with: Haha.. myself >=’D haven’t cried for years but.
37. Any sisters: One older sister, Kristy.
38. Any brothers: One older brother, Johnson.
39. Any pets: Koi and Cat.
40. Any disease: Hmms... none.
41. Pagers: Huh? When were these questions invented?
42. Personal phone line: I have 2, but I don’t remember the numbers LOL...
43. Cell phone: Nokia something...
45. Pool or hot tub: HOT TUB <3

46. A car: Saving up for one, taking my learners soon.

47. Your personality: Emotionless-Robotlike, happy, idiotic friendliness.

48. Driving: My legs. 49. Room: Hmm... See my house, you’ll see.

50. What is missing: The sense of belonging on this planet.

51. School: R.L.C, Redeemer Lutheran College.

52. Bed colour: Metallica Black.

53. Relationship with parents: Naggy

54. Believe in yourself: Sometimes, depending on the situation.

55. Believe in love at first sight: Nope, you have to work for it.

56. Good listener: I listen all the times.

57. Get along well with parents: Sometimes

58. Save email conversations: Never ever?

59. Pray: Nope, only wishing.

60. Believe in reincarnation: No.

No.61. Make fun of people: Nope, what for?

62. Like to talk on the phone: Nah, phone calls are 25 cents a call here. (add 5 cents per minute)63. Want to get married: I’ll see about that.

64. Like to drive: A Lamborghini.

65. Motion sickness: Nah, just get dizzy after a while.

66. Eat stem of broccoli: Yuck?

67. Eat chicken with fork: How else are you going to eat it with? Hands? Spoon?

68. Dream in colour: Can’t remember, don’t have a colourful memory.

69. Type with your fingers on home role:

70. Sleep with stuff animals: O____O?

71. Next to you: Coke.

72. On the walls of your room: My painting, whole school photo, graphics designs.

73. On your mouse-pad: Don’t need one.

74. Dream car: An imitation Lamborghini.
75. Dream date: Valentines Day~
76. Dream honeymoon spot: Maldives, omg.. most romantic place on earth.

77. Dream husband or wife: Hmm.. Keep dreaming.

78. Bedtime: 11pm or 4am.

79. Under your bed: Bed Monster.

80. Single most important question: Do you love me as a friend?

81. Bad time of a day: Morning especially...

82. Your worst fear: Losing my eyesight~
83. The weather is: Cold and chilly.

84. time: 9.23 pm

85. Date: 24rd September 2006
86. Best trick did on someone: >=D static electricity

87. Theme song: Metallica

88. Hardest thing about growing up: Man... I am growing up too fast, missing out my childhood.

89. Funniest experience: Ballon.

90. Scariest experience: Singing a stupid song in front of my school ^^;

91. Silliest thing you have ever said: I’ll “T” you

92. Scariest thing while you are with your friends: Something I cannot reveal.

93. Worst feeling: Losing someone close, double maths and biology.

94. Best feeling in the world: Drinking boost.

Er.. I choose not to sabotage..

MY GOD, ITS SATURDAY ALREADY?? WOW..

2006-09-09T18:00:00.000+10:00

5:00, i woke up :L
its a freaking soccer match, need to get full "sicke" up.
HERES A FEW PICCYS:

Josh, our right back, he's awesome.

MARK, in the yellow jacket, our centre mid, he's good.

ON THE BUS, finally =D that's ERIC's cap, he's hardcore and our right mid.

STUART, our BEST striker, he's pumped.

And off the bus go.. there's 4 buses going, wow =D

OMG, 2 hours of BUS TRIP! AND 2 HOURS BACK NOOOOOO.

Well.. Well.. Well..

WE'RE ALMOST THERE, Who the hell lives on the mountains?

THE FIELD

ITS REALLY BIG, so... we lost 4 -1, but played really well.. so we had to wait for the OPEN A's to finish their game before going on the bus. So me and matt decided to wag slowly to mcdonalds.. its a bloody 10km walk..

WOW... see no golden arches..

MACCA AND ME GOING TO MACUS IN THONGS

WE'RE HERE LOL..

WOW... I CAN SMELL IT! IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!!!

WTF?! How did you get here ?! The two Nicks in our team, they're skillful and one of the Nick DROVE here... I ordered a Large Big Mac MEAL >=D GUESS WHAT... THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED PICKING US UP AND LEFT EARLY... and so we have to walk all the way back =]

Yea.. when we got back, watched the 2nd half of the OPEN A's match then went onto the bus

Eh.. getting comfortable Nick? LOL...

Zzz... really bored

Matt: OMFG SMOKE! ITS BURING! Mark: I don't care..

WOW.. A PLANE! QUICK MATT DUCK!!!

MCDONALDS!! AGAIN? LOL..

Johnny: How's it going Mark? Mark: yea:L.. GOOD..

NEARLY BACK HOME..

MY FEET HURTS like heaven >=D

Well.. thats probably it for today.. so tired =D

also had a new haircut, looks like SHIT.